Alright, finally awake with a sore back.
I hate mornings like these. Its like i could barely remember what happened yesterday. Cept for the fact that theres this hot babe that drives a BM convert. Damn hot sex hot sex hot sex. Timbre has nice music, no doubt. Then there was the chill cafe i think? Which made me realised how much i suck at dice games.
Shit comes and goes, time to sober up Jared.

So to the main event, hectic coming week ahead.
Aww damn nice of you people to let me choose the place. Rebel it is.
FUCKING UNIQLO IS OPENING ON MY BIRTHDAY! WHOOT! I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE GRAPHIC TEES!
thank you guys agn for taking me out

I cant find a leading story or how to start this, so id be straight to the point.
Racism is a sensitive topic.
But everyone loves a good racist joke.
Jokes are fine, but not insults.

Im chinese, but i find the mainlanders annoying. Almost smelly all the time.
and please please stop placing lead into everything.

Why for god's sake, can't filipinos pronounce twenty? They go like CHEUN-NY.
Wth is CHEUNNY? And whats with all the slang? Wannabe black rappers? Stuff like "shorty" "homie" "dawg" is cool and all, but the filipinos had to come up with their own rendition "bebop" "pinoy". LOLOMG. WTF IS THAT. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Alright, maybe i should respect that, you know, different people think different things are cool. Like how people in mustafa like to hold hands, they think its cool.

We chinese are quite the stingy people. Im talking about the pure pure singaporeans who still ONLY speak chinese or dialects and read the chinese paper. Can't they stop gossiping about others in their face? There was this once, a few days back, i boarded the bus tapping my EZlink. Only to realise that its negative in value and i had no coins with me. Then a kind soul gave me a dollar to pay for the fare on not wanting anything in return. Of cause im greatful. Then the two aunty a few seats behind started shaking their head and said in chinese "aiyo, this boy got no money want to take bus, then must take money from stranger, then never pay back."
HELLO!!!! I CAN FREAKING HEAR!?! Besides, i dont have any small change. Not that i have no money...

ARGHHH.

So singaporeans are singaporeans afterall. Thats what makes mixed blooded people naturally more outstanding.

If youre taiwanese/singaporean chinese , youre hot
Indian/chinese, hot
Caucasian/chinese, maybe?
Brazilian/anything, hell yeah!
Japanese/anything, SEX
Thai/chinese, !!!!!!!!
Afro-american/filipino, *drops dead die of laughter