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Thursday, July 30

Over the past few days, i had many interesting conversations with Eric, Kheehuat, Mei-Sin and Tommy. Non of which could be more epic than this morning's call from Design G.O's Sally. Don't ask me how but she went on the phone for 15 min on unrelated topics. I shouldn't have answered and went back to sleep. Haha, but she's so cute.
morningcall; 9:45 AM

Wednesday, July 29

; 7:10 PM

Sunday, July 26

Father is in Barain
Mother is in Malaysia
Brother is in Cambodia
Sister is away somewhere
and you're nowhere to be found.

Today, i'm left alone
; 9:58 PM

Saturday, July 25

moments, thats all we get
; 4:41 AM


Guys, here are the top five things to NEVER tell a girl. Starting from the first one which some guy ever said to my er jie before.

5. In my heart, theres a hut, and you live in it.

4. You're like the bakut in my teh. Without you, i'm incomplete.

3. I like hugging you, makes me feel like i own the world.

2. You're my own personal brand of soy sauce. (We're not edward cullen)

Here's the number one thing to NEVER EVER tell a girl. It's cheesy, corny and it makes her feel fat:

1. I fell for you the moment you step into my life
lesson time; 12:42 AM

Thursday, July 23


Things i have to do to prove a point.
Everyone ignored me when i said peanut looks like MJ.
So eat this people...
billy jean; 1:51 AM

Wednesday, July 22


this picture is to make my baby laugh and hopefully eventually become tired and sleep
cardigan monster sleep; 3:00 AM


X10 X100 Xinfinity; 2:45 AM


and so, fat took up the fifteen chicken chops challenge as shown.(:

and failed after 7,as agreed to the terms, roll to the pondok
and so he rolled...

and rolled...

and rolled....

and finally

reached the pondok smilling!

da gun gun; 1:37 AM

Tuesday, July 21

i ate peanut butter banana sandwich for breakfast
it was awesome
i love peanut butter banana sandwich
i remember eating them all the time when i was in secondary 1
i stop eating peanut butter banana sandwich then cause i developed
Arachibutyrophobia
PBBS; 12:02 PM

Friday, July 17


hold up wait a min, put some fucking love in it; 2:57 AM



If I could find you now things would get better
We could leave this town and run forever
I know somewhere, somehow we'll be together
Let your waves crash down on me and take me away

I remember the look in your eyes
When I told you that this was goodbye
You were begging me not tonight
Not here, not now
We're looking up at the same night sky
And keep pretending the sun will not rise
Be together for one more night
Somewhere, somehow
rarghhhhhh; 2:38 AM

Thursday, July 16



Wanner hear something epic? My er jie got swine flu!
flyng pigs; 1:00 AM

Wednesday, July 15

not everyone is usually 3 quarter sweet 1 quarter salt
when you're left one hour dying; 2:38 AM

Tuesday, July 14

The past two days was awesome.
Beds(pub) again then to someone's place for more.
If it wasn't for the girlfriend who took care of me yesterday, i would have probably died at mt elizabeth, or wherever was ibsen's friend's place. Then i woke up with a fucking bad hangover and not much sleep for lunch with my aunts mum and bro. She didnt even sleep at all and we both dragged ourselves to toapayoh. My aunts were amusing right baby? Then my brother dropped both of us off and we headed over back to sleep till dinner with her parents this time.


LYTD
i hate drinking; 12:30 AM

Sunday, July 12



bye bye longest hair ive ever kept.

hello new vans shoes.

bye bye ankle.

hello drinking again tonight.

bye bye attempt at proper sleep
hellogoodbye; 8:18 PM







Lets skip all the nonsense and go straight to the point.
My name is Jared and i HATE smalltalks.

So Arjun said, and i quote "haunting, is the mother of all mother horror film"
To that... i say bullshit. Caught it with the girlfriend and sailors in town. It was epic-ly humourous.

Its er jie's birthday, so headed down to rebel and instead, had pawning mudpie, burger and beer with baby. OMGIMY and your adorable dancing antics in the bus. God, i never show it but its killing me that you're leaving for aussie.

Anyway, all these... right up to about now, is the result of i have to go now. cause i have training at 9 in the morning. And training everyday is horrible.

PS. vans, did you really saw my bro at butter today? RIDONKULOUS!
hi, have you met swarly?; 4:30 AM

Wednesday, July 8

Ever felt immense literate pain from a heartache?
Take that and multiply that by two.
Ever felt like you've gotten the one thing you want the most,
and allowed everything to be stolen away?
Ever had the past come back to haunt you?
Ever been judge by the person that should unconditionally love you?
Ever been on the wrong end of a biased sibling parental love?
Ever been caught stupid for believing in "relationships"

Ever been me?
; 2:08 AM




let me be the one who calls you baby all the time
let me be the one who never leaves you all alone
and even when the brightest stars don't shine
baby id tear down the sun to make this love known
we only live once; 12:47 AM

Saturday, July 4

I miss my dad and the organic cookies he brings home
.
and universe, stop fucking with my feelings
.
go pick on another hopeless romantic
.
i can't be sad and be awesome straight away...
.
wait, that happened today. OH REALLY.
.
but then it got sad again.
.
if only you knew how much i miss you
.
i would like to say STOP FUCKING WAITING
.
and tell me what you really want already.
.
but thats just my wishful thinking.
.
so i'll just say, goodnight.
walk on water or drown; 2:52 AM



Shake down you make me break
For goodness sake
I think I'm on the edge
Of something new with you
Standing there with your smile blinding
Your eyes from seeing
My face as I'm dying
To figure out a girl
please dont say its over; 12:22 AM

Friday, July 3

TBH, im feeling like fuck.
; 3:24 AM

Thursday, July 2



This is brokencyde, probably one of the worst type of music ive ever heard screamoelectro. But they're kinda catchy after awhile.
pawned; 3:44 AM




Today our awesomeness brought us to steamboating for an epic event!- "before the grads shave their hair-steamboat and mambo night"

Terry's jokes are beyond our pacs. 'THREE little mushrooms trala-lala-LA!'
pineapple; 12:55 AM





does anyone not know the epicness of my mini mohawk???
(excuse the act cute picture, they made me do it)
punkrock 101; 12:48 AM

Wednesday, July 1



Today we are epic! Redhill's BCM is handsdown the winner of all BCM. Followed by bedok 85. Baby, you got me hook on strawberry greentea. Plus today i tried uncle Edmund's pumpkin pancake with icing on top. Chiam, Yihui and Zaihan thinks its awesome too. How to save money when you have a stomach that worships food?

Okay, training 7days a week is doing my own body harm. I don't know how much longer i could take this. Plus the thought of missing one week of school during PComDi and P2 just haunts me. I don't want to think, just do and hopefully find a pineapple in my room.
vomit free since 93'; 12:03 AM

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