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Tuesday, June 30


My badluck streak hasn't ended.
So i woke up and cab to school just to see you before my 3pm class. Just as i was eating lunch, sir called for the documents and that he needed it right then. So i cab back home to take my documents. Babe followed so it wasnt that bad nor boring a trip. I forgot to withdraw while leaving school so after fretching the documents from home, we went to tamp to withdraw the payment plus take my id photo. Cab down to the STF office and etc etc etc. Surprised that dennis allowed me to skip class.

So far nothing that epic happened yet. Till we decided to have katong laksa. We took bus 40 without realising we took from the wrong side and the bus went the loop for an additional 45 min. When we reached katong, we missed the stop and had to walk alot furthur to roxy square. Just then, it started to fucking rain.

So at roxy square, i couldn't find the card shop cause its closed plus we got slighty caught in the rain and the building was fucking cold inside. Atleast we got to eat katong laksa. FUCKING MIRROR.

Managed to play WOW tcg again at parklane. Familiar faces remembered me from two years back, surprising. I'm such a geek.
potato suit up; 2:46 AM


Your subtleties
They strangle me
I can’t explain myself at all.
And all the wants
And all the needs
All I don’t want to need at all.
A falling star
Least I fall alone.
I can’t explain what you can’t explain.
You're finding things that you didn’t know
I look at you with such disdain
The walls start breathing
My minds unweaving
Maybe it’s best you leave me alone.
A weight is lifted
On this evening
I give the final blow.
Now I’m on my own side
It’s better than being on your side
It’s my fault when you're blind
It's better that I see it through your eyes
All these thoughts locked inside
Now you’re the first to know
When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight,
TAAR; 2:43 AM

Monday, June 29


Morning training, and don't ask me how i spar, resulted into a smashed mirror. Where on earth do i find 450 bucks?!?!?! WTF!!!!!

I just jumped into a pool of badluck. Argh... but awesomeness surprised me at my doorstep today. Everything was awesome till i decided to make some scrambled eggs. Cracked the first egg and as it slowly cooks, i crack the 2nd egg into the pan. Yup, but i was like WTF when the yolk of the 2nd egg was black. !@#%$@&@#& ROTTEN FREAKING EGG. IT #@!^!%! STINKS. Then i had to freaking clean everything up without eating the egg.

Flea market with her lead to meeting ALOT of people. ALOT. Even my brother whom tends a stall there. Then he kindly drove th both of us back to PLAZASG.

So we were watching ILY,MAN and she was saying my white shirt plus the cone pizza i just bought, go figure. True enough. The worst happened and yeah, i don't have to say it out, fucking mirror.

Okay, so today as of 12midnight, marks the start of our non verbal communication week. One week dedicated to any forms of communication eg. writing, texting, hand signs, lip reading, but just not verbal communication. Just like our coins day. So if you see us like doing excessive vigorous hand gestures, erm ignore us.

Ngo oie tong lei COMBE SNACK.
we could bicker... or just kiss.; 2:17 AM





FUCK OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK! FUCKING FUCKED FUCK THE FUCKER. CHAO FUCKING CHEEBYE HONGGANG NABEI BUTOH MATHACHOTE NABEI FUCK CHEEBYE.
This aint a scene, its a god-damn arms race; 2:05 AM

Sunday, June 28


Babe and i on a journey to flea in the afternoon.
But before that, morning fucking training.
outpost; 2:21 AM

Saturday, June 27


Collect the bad habits
That you couldn't bare to keep
Out of the woods but I love
A tree I used to lay beneath
Kissed teeth stained red
From a sour bottle baby girl
With eyes the size of baby worlds

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Bullet proof loneliness
At best, at best

Me and you
Setting in a honeymoon
If I woke up next to you
I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off; 12:31 AM

Friday, June 26

i spelt rode as road
nice; 4:01 AM


she said,

hello stranger
just wanner tell you i've no freaking idea what you're up to now
and no freaking idea where you are
but i really miss you
k bye stranger!
non other than you; 2:02 AM

Thursday, June 25

okay quick update..

sponsors have given the choices and it'll either be the nike or adidas gi. Full set plus name sewed on. Shoes as well with the first ed nike tuhon or three other adidas choices. tracksuit and bags are a later thing so do not worry.

flying to seoul 625pm on th 7th so please be at the airport at around 4. Flight back on the 16th. 3 days in seoul and then to the tournament area for the rest of th trip. Hardcore training starts this saturday.
quickfix; 7:48 PM


Transformers is da sex.

Our three day chalet ended with me riding home all the way after a night of drinking dota and no effing sleep. So i stopped to plug in my earphones and this indian man like rode past me looking back with a smirk. So i thought it'll be fun to just overtake him again and i did. Then he road even faster and cut into my path to block me till we eventually reached a red light crossing. It was then the game was on. As we awaited the greenman, foot on the paddles ready to launch forward. As it turned green, and i swear, we like dashed across and i've never felt so awesome riding a bike before cause i changed gear and totally owned his noob bike.

Yay to Jared.

Okay back to transformers... 2am on wednesday morning, 20 plus - 30 of us in a small theatre, almost like a private screening. Kick ass robots and slow mo boobs are just a guys dreams all rad into a 2 hour film. Wicked sick.

Yupp, and baby, i already miss you.
romano uno proto jo.; 7:35 PM

Tuesday, June 23


guess whos that halfnaked guy at the back!
lasalle; 4:05 PM




wasting words on lower cases and capitals; 2:56 AM



here's an interesting phrase, "don't get carried away"
i got....; 1:40 AM


This just in. I will be in kukkiwon korea for hammadang this year! First stop seoul for three days before the tornament begins. Ah, miss a week of school. Anyway, since the food there tak halal, please rmb t bring as many cups of noodles for melala as possible. Then occasionally wave korean freaking steamboat infront of her face.
Feel like dropping the entire block due to endless training.

This just in. Three days of chalet starting tomorrow. The annual PIDisLOVE chalet will commence at 3pm to-freaking-morrow. 7pm the food arrives so yeah, do your shit and get your ass down by 7. 12.30 for those meeting at MT's and 2 for nel's. I'd be riding my bike down so meet ya'll there. Remember, ARANDA 2222.

This just in. Had Sakae teppanyaki with awesome today. Food is <3<3<3

This just in. Baby surprised me with HOMEMADE POTATO SALAD! OMG FUCK YES! ILYILYILYILYILYILY. I'm gonnar dig in now.

This just in. Im out.
; 12:42 AM

Monday, June 22


Will you quit trying to break up with me,
you're always trying to break up with me
and we're not even together.
we're the substitute people; 2:06 AM


This thing we have
is the epitome of intricate
its ineffable
but we're intrepid
we move on
we NodhakgjagjbdgfG
hotel fucking apple; 1:48 AM

Sunday, June 21

There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is merely the absence of success. Any fool can achieve failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of epic propotions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to other's to make other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them.
I... I'm a fiasco
did i miss 60B?; 7:03 AM

Friday, June 19

thats why; 9:56 PM


STUDYING= student + dying
; 8:34 PM

Thursday, June 18

say hello to hovyvood; 4:49 PM


the craving of the day is.........

POTATO SALAD!
slabstick; 3:45 PM


im totally capable of making you go "WTF".











See, its taking effect already.
; 2:39 AM

Wednesday, June 17

im a self proclaim lightning rod of rejection.
made in china; 11:09 PM




Everything about this picture is funny. In my nice suit and tidy hair staring directly at the camera. Can't blame me, i love glam. Even the comments are funny. Words just could not describe the atmosphere there. The attention you get and all. See, facebook actuallys allows people to share moments like these. Afterall, we only live through moments once, but pictures last forever.

However, that handsome lad circled there which all the commotion was about, aint me.
identity theft; 11:00 PM


Epic tale of my trip with Germsie to school/badminton and IKEA and back to tamp on our newly created, coins day. YUP, COINS DAY. A day self declared to only use coins for any payment method. Donations, packs, drinks, frolick, dinner, icecream, sandwiches all paid in coins. Should see the look on their faces. I mean, we actually spent up to 60 bucks in coins! Mostly 10, 20 and 50 cents.

We were a walking entertainment. Anyway, "LAI LIAO! GOH-BER WOR-MING"
global- wait for it- warming; 1:51 AM

Tuesday, June 16


i want this damn badly.
this is the fucking pair ive been searching around for
argh; 2:47 AM

Monday, June 15


"BUFONA- and i hope you're prepared cause the next half of the word is PHOBIC" baby girl.
okay noted!; 8:13 PM

Saturday, June 13

"OLIVE THEORY"
<3; 2:41 AM

Friday, June 12

So this is what happened. Last night i was damn hungry with no food and noone at home. So i cooked my all time favorte "ALWAYS" mee goreng just the way i liked it. Turning on the fire big just before turning it off, along with 3/4 boiled eggs by cooling it with cold running water after boiling for 5 min, i did everything to the precised preference. Added garlic salsa and garlic chili since i can take spice now.

So wala, perfection in a bowl...
till i wanted a drink.

So i took out my hundred plus from the fridge and poured, but i accidentally poured into my bowl of mee goreng instead of the empty cup. Poured away all th hundered plus. It was the last pack of mee goreng, so im left with no food and no drink. Well, atleast i could still make scrambled eggs. So i heated the pan and melted the butter in, but when i open the fridge, there was no egg cause i just used the last earlier. So now i had to wash up everything and got nothing to eat.

FML? no. JUST FUCK!
LSLYSM; 3:45 PM

Wednesday, June 10

Here, A little sympathy for you to waste on me
I know you're faking it but that's okay
And I don't want to drag it out
Don't want to bring you down
I never wanted it to end this way

Here, A little jealousy
I hope you think of me
Hope you wonder where I sleep at night
Cause I feel like I'm inside out
You got me upside down
"Maybe I was holding on too tight"

So don't you say goodbye to me
Just turn your back away and leave

And if you're lucky I will be your last regret, your only friend

I guess that this is over now
I guess it's called a falling out
But everyday I'm learning how to make it through this life I'm in

Even if I wanted to
I don't think that I'd get to you
There's nothing I can say to you to make you feel alive again

Even if i wanted to...; 10:08 AM

Tuesday, June 9

Turn it inside out so I can see
The part of you thats drifting over me
'Cause when I look you're you`re never there
But when I sleep you're you`re everywhere
You're EVERYWHERE
just Tell me how I got this far
Tell me why you're here and who you are
'Cause everytime I look you're never there
And everytime I sleep you're always there
Recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that you might not be real
I sense that now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me
When I touch your hand
It's then I understand
That beauty lies within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
There never comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so

cause...
you're everywhere to me; 10:01 AM



why are they so amused by this?
its not some prehistoric fossil shark or anything,
its just a shark with downsyndrome

im more afraid of the next video...

a trivia matter; 12:29 AM

Monday, June 8

today i tied a string on my turtle and tried to walk it.
headline; 2:59 AM


BK > MACS; 12:28 AM




Im laughing at this guy the entire time.
Katong laksa almost came out.
"A" for confidence; 12:27 AM

Saturday, June 6

goodbye neverland.
oh i miss your brown eyes, blue
; 4:25 PM

Monday, June 1

Production day 3 has concluded.

JY is really epic.
An entire day of amusement by her. Especially at pasir ris beach.

Oh anyway, by this friday, ITS OVER
stranger than fiction; 11:51 PM


Lights, camera, holy monkey!

End of production day 2.

Beach scene on day3 tmr. GODSAVEME.
click; 1:06 AM

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